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haha, classic. Happy b-day Mr. Schmawy.

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag nachträglich!

May the pawrce be with you!

Happy Late Birthday to you Schmawy..

*quality post kp!

Since the data is there anyway (if filled in) I think there should be an automatic birthday alert in the sidebar, like a sift calendar.

"A year ago today" videos could also work well in that section I think

Awarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by maatc.

I concur! Certainly quality! Congrats, Schmawy! You are the salt of the Sift, if that even makes any sense. Happy 58th B-day!!! Many happy returns and all that.

Happy Birthday Schmawy!

happy b day!

Congratulations Schmawy, you managed to avoid being thrown off the Earth into the cold hard void of space as our planet hurdles around the sun at 30km/s for yet another full revolution. Enjoy the festivities, and never let go of the sod.

EDIT: On a side note I thought having it come out of the nose as well was an extra nice touch, thanks KP

I didn't know you did kids' birthday parties, kronosposeidon No wonder you have so many restraining orders from concerned mothers worried about that suspicious rash that showed up on their little boys' area.

Happy birthday, Schmawy!

do not pass go, do not collect one hundred dollars, i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul, you get nothing, you lose, good day sir.

oh, and happy birthday.

The cat of a thousand faces is one. My how quickly you little young uns grow up. *sniff*.

"party on Wayne"
"party on Garth"

Old enough to change your own litter now. Gratz.

Schmawy, congratulations! The fact you were drinking til ugh o clock sorta lets us know how happy you are to be one year older. Don't let go now!

Happy, happy, happy birthday to you, my good schmawy!

Congrats!

What? You want a fuckin' cookie or something?


Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday schmawy. You haz how many?

Thanks, but I believe KP's mistaken. If you look, I was born on November 16th 2006.

Okay... Get over here... Bend over my knee and take your whoopin (with one to grow on)...

Eew, I forgot, a smack on the butt would totally turn you on. That's disgusting. Forget it. You're on your own.

Happy Birthday, shit piler!

Happy Birthday, Serious Cat! Just don't confuse your binging birthdays with other days, like Tuesdays.

Happy birthday. :D

YAY BIRFDAY MAN! How olds are you in people years???

vse najboljše za rojstni dan! or "happy birthday" to you, my feline friend

You look like a monkey and you smell like one too.

Is late for the party but happy it happend

Happy Birthday Schmawy!! I too am late but none the less hope you had a great one and you still have a few lives left in the kitty.

Oh and I hope the head isnt/wasnt too sore this morning

I would say happy birthday, but it's technically the anniversary of the only day of birth that you will ever have, so instead I'll just say Happy Anniversary from the Grammar Nazi. Heil Schmawy!

May the ridiculous serious cat avatars be with you, Schwamy.

Oh and happy birthday.

Congratulations!

*discard

Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter kronosposeidon.

Ah, I'm late..cheers though!