Happy Birthday, Master Schmawy!
posted by kronosposeidon 2 months 1 week ago • 284 views
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I just found out that brother schmawy celebrated his birthday yesterday (July 27), so offer him your best belated wishes before he passes out from exhaustion. He was boozing it up until 4 am and STILL went to work, so there's a good chance he's already in the Land of Nod. Nonetheless, he will read your remarks one way or another, even if he has to use a Jedi mind trick. Here is what happened last night at his birthday party. Click the PayPal link on his profile page to help him raise bail.

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haha, classic. Happy b-day Mr. Schmawy.


written by dag  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Alles Gute zum Geburtstag nachträglich!

May the pawrce be with you!


written by maatc  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Happy Late Birthday to you Schmawy..


written by LadyDeath  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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*quality post kp!

Since the data is there anyway (if filled in) I think there should be an automatic birthday alert in the sidebar, like a sift calendar.

"A year ago today" videos could also work well in that section I think


written by maatc  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Awarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by maatc.


written by siftbot  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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I concur! Certainly quality! Congrats, Schmawy! You are the salt of the Sift, if that even makes any sense. Happy 58th B-day!!! Many happy returns and all that.


written by blankfist  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Happy Birthday Schmawy!


written by dotdude  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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happy b day!


written by youdiejoe  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Congratulations Schmawy, you managed to avoid being thrown off the Earth into the cold hard void of space as our planet hurdles around the sun at 30km/s for yet another full revolution. Enjoy the festivities, and never let go of the sod.

EDIT: On a side note I thought having it come out of the nose as well was an extra nice touch, thanks KP


written by Crosswords  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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I didn't know you did kids' birthday parties, kronosposeidon No wonder you have so many restraining orders from concerned mothers worried about that suspicious rash that showed up on their little boys' area.

Happy birthday, Schmawy!


written by Kuga  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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do not pass go, do not collect one hundred dollars, i award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul, you get nothing, you lose, good day sir.

oh, and happy birthday.


written by E_Nygma  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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The cat of a thousand faces is one. My how quickly you little young uns grow up. *sniff*.


written by gorgonheap  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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"party on Wayne"
"party on Garth"


written by laura  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Old enough to change your own litter now. Gratz.


written by MrFisk  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Schmawy, congratulations! The fact you were drinking til ugh o clock sorta lets us know how happy you are to be one year older. Don't let go now!


written by alien_concept  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Happy, happy, happy birthday to you, my good schmawy!


written by calvados  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Congrats!


written by Farhad2000  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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What? You want a fuckin' cookie or something?


Happy birthday!


written by MarineGunrock  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Happy Birthday schmawy. You haz how many?


written by firefly  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Thanks, but I believe KP's mistaken. If you look, I was born on November 16th 2006.


written by schmawy  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Okay... Get over here... Bend over my knee and take your whoopin (with one to grow on)...

Eew, I forgot, a smack on the butt would totally turn you on. That's disgusting. Forget it. You're on your own.

Happy Birthday, shit piler!


written by lucky760  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Happy Birthday, Serious Cat! Just don't confuse your binging birthdays with other days, like Tuesdays.


written by Kevlar  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Happy birthday. :D


written by karkarlee  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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YAY BIRFDAY MAN! How olds are you in people years???


written by rottenseed  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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vse najboljše za rojstni dan! or "happy birthday" to you, my feline friend


written by kulpims  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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You look like a monkey and you smell like one too.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Is late for the party but happy it happend


written by Thylan  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Happy Birthday Schmawy!! I too am late but none the less hope you had a great one and you still have a few lives left in the kitty.

Oh and I hope the head isnt/wasnt too sore this morning


written by moodonia  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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I would say happy birthday, but it's technically the anniversary of the only day of birth that you will ever have, so instead I'll just say Happy Anniversary from the Grammar Nazi. Heil Schmawy!


written by thinker247  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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May the ridiculous serious cat avatars be with you, Schwamy.

Oh and happy birthday.


written by JAPR  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Congratulations!


written by Kreegath  | 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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*discard


written by kronosposeidon  | 2 months ago | CH
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Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 2 months ago | CH
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Ah, I'm late..cheers though!


written by Eklek  | 2 months ago | CH
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